You've Got to be Clever Doing This

finally got a laptop.. HELLO AGAIN TUMBLR!! :)

All content above was posted on May 15, 2009

“Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML”

#19556 (42) - 02/10/2009 at 12:36am by maxthndr - work - I agree, your life is f***ed (34165) - you deserved that one (1212)

People post reasons why their lives suck more than yours. Read on!

All content above was posted on February 22, 2009

thedailywhat:

Demetri Martin Is One Sharp-Brained Dude of the Day: The ultimate solution to your rat problem: Religion!

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All content above was posted on February 19, 2009

askvero:

ohserena:

baconbaconbacon:

thisiswhyyourefat:

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

(submitted by Dustin Schirer via facebook)

I feel like a fat slob just looking at that picture. Is it bad that I would love to take a big ass bite?

me too

i just came.

All content above was posted on February 18, 2009

this is heleveticalarious.

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Julian Smith’s “25 Things I Hate About Facebook” is dead on. I can’t wait to share it with all my Facebook friends.

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something attractive about this guy. probably cause hes hilarious.

thedailywhat:

Geek Out of the Day: “Ghosts” — Oliver Barrett’s latest contribution to the Make Something Cool Everyday initiative.

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all hail the cobra commander!

“

punctuation has much more significance especially regarding the phrase:

‘call me, bitchface’

don’t make the same mistake.

All content above was posted on February 17, 2009

thanks kvengeance. ive had a really shitty day and youve really cheered me up because you reblog me. :)

this is for you.

All content above was posted on February 16, 2009

thedvsangel:

prideofboston:

mizzlerocks:sidestep:sharpless: kapi: grizzlby

HAHAHAHAHA! “Who’s the king of pop’ now, bitch?”

snooz3r:

Maraka

“If Mittens chose to save Baby Penguin based on his beliefs, and Mittens’ beliefs are not in his direct control, does Mittens really have free will?”

step back dora. a real bitch is in town.

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Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, an endless rehearsal of a show that will never play.

― Amelie

All content above was posted on February 15, 2009