2008

Oct

FUCK TAMPA TRAFFIC. for all you tampa residents, veterans is...

GREAT DAY FOR FOOTBALL...bad for...

Bears win against the Lions 34-7 Packers LOSE against the Falcons 27-24 ANNDDDD Eagles LOSE against...

THIS WAS UNDER FACEBOOK’S APPLICATION “ARE YOU...

I, Isabelle Castro, was officially photobombed last night...

Never-Say-Neverisms

better than an easy bake oven. :D

snooz3r: (via planettampon) answer: show him your bleeding...

Sep

The Bears defensive line prevent a 3rd & goal attempt by...

(603) 413-4133

Dial it. Psychiatric Hotline.

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

“I have always believed that sexual orientation is fluid. No...”
— From here (via gauntlet) I...

askvero: jessicap: YES! fucking hell yes.

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i...”
— (via itscastro) Haha. What if...

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i...”
— (via itscastro) Haha. What if...

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i...”

jakehurwitz: I really like the way the new Hardly Working turned out. LETS START SUCKING DICKS! :D i...

askvero: Zambrano pitches a no-hitter. PROUD.

snooz3r: ideas: Palin / Hillary Open: Saturday Night Live SAWEEET! “this shows that ANYONE...

TOP 4 Albums.

Based on a conversation that had recently occurred, an acquaintance and myself were discussing...

“Can you poo in different shapes or just the regular tube?” - Zack + Miri Make a...

askvero: emilyposts: (via moniquethefreak) FYI: Burritos...

snooz3r: siddman: fuckinnerd: inothernews: Bad with...

carlovely: frangry: via Gawker nice.

Katt Williams - American Hustle You’ll thank me for this. Really. “Everyday I’m...

2008 DOUCHEOFF! what quality men.

askvero: cuzisaidso: unicornology: into: passthrufire:...

wouldnt i hear tanks in tampa too then?

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading

outoftheb0x: hrrrthrrr: from Wreck this Journal by Kerri...

Aug

roadsbetweenus: hiiamblair: (via ffffound)

Choke 2008. its just going to have to happen.

Jul

Attn: Zepplin, Hendrix, 60s/70s Shag Rock Fans This is a band from Deland, FL called No Circus. I...

(via doodlepipski) fucking myspace.

“not so happy meal” - my sister

motivation. i wish i would pick one of these postit notes...

eatsleepdraw: Starbucks Order -Hunson N. actually, the...

The Chicago Flag and its Meaning

21 Economic Models explained with Cows -...

carocat: SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State...

jane: whats your idea of a perfect guy?
me: well. i want to be with an athletic, funny, sweet, food enthusiast, starbucks lover, musically inclined, nerdy, white boy who listens to justin timberlake, dances well and isnt gay.
jane: youre dying alone.
for the love of god.. please tell me he exists!!!

Jun

hilker: davereed: bunkercomplex:(via bullshit) OHHHH...

“tumblr friends are so much better than real friends because...”
— me.

askvero: Go Cubbies!

snooz3r: tmblg: nostrich: 10 years ago, we only had 2...

just because some people just dont know when to stop.

those fucking squids!

brigno: This is wrong in so many ways. but so right at the...

finally. instructions to TOTALLY follow.

i want so badly to believe that there is...

we’ve all been told the phrase “its the silent ones that are the killers” and...

I, Isabelle, Am a Quitter.

As of today at 06/07/08 at 08:06am have decided to quit smoking and smoked my last cigarette ever. I...

Facebook Gangsta.

leavenotrail: God/Evil

Gay Superheros you always thought about it briefly… but never really thought about it.

okay sooo thats what happened. thanks mc hammer. utah saints - something good

carlovely: 2 girls 1 cake (via pinguino) i want to buy my...

“White Power” would be a terrible name for bleach.”
— Chris Fraleigh

frappucino = hallucinogen… that seems right….

May

2 girls 1 cup by the Egyptians.

i prefer my wikipedia stir fried with white rice. i dont...

lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone

Portishead - Roads i love this song. best thing to wake up to.

i love feeling full of beans. asian mistakes at its finest. ...

snooz3r: Iron ManThe Cardigans Here’s an interesting Cardigans’ version of Osbournes’ infamous...

he understands me.

ilovejakeandamir.

there comes a time in every persons life where they become not necessarily obsessed with something,...

brigno: This is great shit. oh sothats what the...

xstevemurphy: How John Mayer Writes a Song - via The Superficial via FunnyOrDie no really. i...

The 50 Greatest Commercial Parodies of All Time [includes SNL, dave chappelle, etc. skits :D]

Magic is apparently PROHIBITED in FL...

Teacher Fired for Magic Trick, County Calls It “Wizardry” PASCO COUNTY, Fla. — A...

hilker: antoinetta: elpasajero: Pac-man, explained. ...

glamorouswhimsy: If you prefer eating with chopsticks to...

carocat: iamcorygrimes: Conan O’Brien plays a less controversial GTA4. Well worth a watch. its...

“i could be on animal planet…or dateline.”

peterwknox: elioty: The Facebook Generation Haha, it’s brilliant because it’s British this is...

john mayer. i love you.

bullshit: Porn for the blind

Apr

FUCKING BADASS!!! jnunemaker: Heaven’s gate. (via...

carocat: What emotion do you currently feel? Happy ...

bullshit: hookers.

alex + shawnnas wedding was this past sunday. i was a...

because i like adding 5 numbers together to make one. also. he used the word “cascade”...

the anthem for the almost trannys. finally. someone who understands.

bullshit: merlin: French Fry Holder Cars now come...

gondaba: HOW TO SPOT A RICH GUY… (via Rockers generation)

xstevemurphy: LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree | WallOut

phil hansen is my new hero.

hes also never going to let you starve :D xstevemurphy: ...

snooz3r: (via bullshit)

The Smoker - by David Schickler

logan85: What’s this right here? Oh that’s just my penis That’s your penis! alright! Sorry about...

“eating anything that don’t match will cause an uproar...”
— my sister

delicious delicious baby.

darrinroberts: Made of folders.

<3 being a starbucks supervisor.

Jake: So what the hell do you even do at work?
Me: Well right now im on tumblr, im talking to you on the phone, listening to weezer on my ipod, and shit... sorry can you hold on i have to make a stupid fucking frappuccino.
Jake: Are you ever not on tumblr?
Me: Doubt it. Im logged in on this laptop, at home, and probably somewhere else. It's my security blanket. i always have to know when peterwknox blogs something interesting.
Me: Tumblr's like my Old and New Testament.
Jake: You're a fucking idiot.
Me: And you're the one thats talking about my tumblholism.

hrrrthrrr: ‘Nothing Rhymes With Orange’ by Patrick Moberg

good chart to have, i didnt know there was a thing a once...

its uncomfortable. KEGEL EXERCISES!

ahh nothing like a good ol’ peep show.

is there anything google HASNT conquered? sidenote: im homesick :(

i recently watched trainspotting again.. the first time in 3 years. the reasons?… there are no...

szymon: Drunken Driving

yourmonkeycalled: Presenting: Pennybags’ Real Estate...

snooz3r: (via francois)

i love unnecessary “quotation marks”. and...

finally. an edible red mushroom that wont send you to jail...

Starbucks Supervisor + Addict + 12AM=

Created by OnePlusYou thank god.. now i have a website to tell me how cracked out i am.

“Because, let’s face it, it’s not the nicotine that keeps me...”
— johnbrissenden, responding to...

“having someone reblog your tumblr post is like getting a...”

based on what i know now. the 70s consisted of: 1. cocaine. 2. unprotected sex with many...

im f*cking obama.

GIVE ME A (expletive) CHEESEBURGER!

TAMPA — Maybe she’d seen too many commercials. A 13-year-old girl demanded to have it...