May 2009
1 post
finally got a laptop.. HELLO AGAIN TUMBLR!! :)
February 2009
37 posts
F MY LIFE →
“Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML”
#19556 (42) - 02/10/2009 at 12:36am by maxthndr - work - I agree, your life is f***ed (34165) - you deserved that one (1212)
People post reasons why their lives suck more than yours. Read on!
Watchthedailywhat:
Demetri Martin Is One Sharp-Brained Dude of the Day: The ultimate solution to your rat problem: Religion!
[via.]
“punctuation has much more significance especially regarding the phrase:
...”
Watchsnooz3r:
Maraka
“If Mittens chose to save Baby Penguin based on his beliefs, and Mittens’ beliefs are not in his direct control, does Mittens really have free will?”
step back dora. a real bitch is in town.
“Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, an endless rehearsal of a show that...”
– Amelie
Watchthedailywhat:
More Late Night Lolz of the Day: The Lonely Island pay Jimmy Fallon a visit, ostensibly to promote their new CD/DVD Incredibad, but really to drive him batshit crazy.
[via.]
Watchto all you arrogant iphone owners.
Conversation I just had with my roommate
ogtoons:
Roommate: I think the worst STD is the one that makes your piss hurt.
Me: Yeah. That or AIDS.
142. A SYNONYM IS A WORD YOU USE WHEN YOU CAN'T...
(via gotwisdom)
story of my xsistance. life.
WatchThe Weekender - makes me want to read newspapers ALL THE TIME!
“I’m a cool black guy!” “I can’t even read”
Watchsoupsoup:
Saturday Night Live Digital Short: I’m On A Boat
T-Pain, I just got so much more respect for you. Thank you The Lonely Island, you always brighten up my day.
I heard you like Tumblrs so I made a Tumblr so you...
snooz3r:
thedvsangel:
lenxo:
siddman:
I’m tempted to get listed.
shorterexcerpts:
sarahchristine:
tesslynch:
brianvan:
shebs:
I’m starting a Tumblr dating service. Email a pic, your Tumblr link, location and any other relevant info to tumblrdates AT gmail DOT com. And you better reblog the shit out of this.
(via tumblrdates)
oh wow… is for real?
holy crap…
“i...
MICHAEL PHELPS, WTF? →
(via outoftheb0xx)
Michael Phelps apologizes for being caught smoking out of a bong.
Seriously Michael? You’re 23, I expect you to being drunk at Coyote Ugly, smoking joints/blunts/bongs/crack? (wtf), whacking your dick til it falls off. Just because you’re an Olympic swimming God with children all over the world praising you, you should not….well i mean good idea...
my previous tumblr crush was totally jake hurwitz.
now its soupsoup
<3
Watchsoupsoup:
Nadal defeats Federer at Aussie Open.
<3 my dreams came true. sorry federer. time for a new winner.
January 2009
20 posts
peterwknox:
mareen:
kings of leon – sex on...
“The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion, but cosmetics are easier to...”
– Yves Saint Laurent
Watch“And i drew a purple unibrow…”
“A what?”
“A unibrow”
WatchRyan Seacrest attempts to high five a blind guy from American Idol.
Yes. He tries to high five a blind person.
No editing here. Seriously.
