You've Got to be Clever Doing This

May 15

finally got a laptop.. HELLO AGAIN TUMBLR!! :)

Feb 22

F MY LIFE -

“Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML”

#19556 (42) - 02/10/2009 at 12:36am by maxthndr - work - I agree, your life is f***ed (34165) - you deserved that one (1212)

People post reasons why their lives suck more than yours. Read on!

Feb 19

[video]

Feb 18

askvero:

ohserena:

baconbaconbacon:

thisiswhyyourefat:

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

(submitted by Dustin Schirer via facebook)

I feel like a fat slob just looking at that picture. Is it bad that I would love to take a big ass bite?

me too

i just came.

this is heleveticalarious.

[video]

thedailywhat:

Geek Out of the Day: “Ghosts” — Oliver Barrett’s latest contribution to the Make Something Cool Everyday initiative.

[via.]

all hail the cobra commander!

Feb 17

“

punctuation has much more significance especially regarding the phrase:

‘call me, bitchface’

don’t make the same mistake.

Feb 16

thanks kvengeance. ive had a really shitty day and youve really cheered me up because you reblog me. :)

this is for you.

thedvsangel:

prideofboston:

mizzlerocks:sidestep:sharpless: kapi: grizzlby

HAHAHAHAHA! “Who’s the king of pop’ now, bitch?”

[video]

Feb 15

“Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, an endless rehearsal of a show that will never play.” — Amelie

its starting to feel like this again.

Feb 13

thedvsangel:

skylor:

I can beat Rihanna! ;)

so can chris brown.

onegirloneblog:

moosegarden:

bullshit:

My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves