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MICHAEL PHELPS, WTF?

(via outoftheb0xx)

Michael Phelps apologizes for being caught smoking out of a bong.

Seriously Michael? You’re 23, I expect you to being drunk at Coyote Ugly, smoking joints/blunts/bongs/crack? (wtf), whacking your dick til it falls off. Just becauseĀ  you’re an Olympic swimming GodĀ  with children all over the world praising you, you should not….well i mean good idea apologizing. But seriously. Give him a break! When you’re 23 and rich as hell, you better be trying to a) get as many girls as you can to touch your dick b) experiment with smoking/drinking to get as many girls as you can to touch your dick.

All content above was posted on February 2, 2009