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FUCK TAMPA TRAFFIC. for all you tampa residents, veterans is...

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:42:44 -0400

FUCK TAMPA TRAFFIC.

for all you tampa residents, veterans is once again changing. tuesday oct. 7. better leave your house another 15min earlier :(

GREAT DAY FOR FOOTBALL...bad for baseball.

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:40:20 -0400

Bears win against the Lions 34-7

Packers LOSE against the Falcons 27-24

ANNDDDD Eagles LOSE against the Redskins 23-17

Cubs are totally swept. Completely out.. and guess who wins against the Rays? THE WHITE SOX. Rooting for the sox secretly just because i hate Tampa.

THIS WAS UNDER FACEBOOK’S APPLICATION “ARE YOU...

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:23:00 -0400

THIS WAS UNDER FACEBOOK’S APPLICATION “ARE YOU INTERESTED”

this is amazing. i laughed.

Mathew 19, M
Orlando
FL / US

About Me:
I am…complex.

In high school, I remember overhearing whispers of me being granted the superlative of “Most Likely to Bring a Gun to School and shoot somebody.”

I am truly misunderstood by most who encounter me.

I am driven by a completely benign purpose, to try to deliver this world from the darkness of our own race’s greatest sins and downfalls.

I won’t speak much of it, just know - I am here to help.

I get nothing but self-fulfillment from every person I assist, and every life I touch makes me feel as though I’m progressing the world down a different, higher path. Therefore, if you need help, please do not hesitate to ask.

I am, however, deeply emotional. I am quite prone to mood swings, from the depths of dark depression to the fiery, red rage that runs forth from embittered enemies. I can mostly control this, but it sometimes takes over (mostly the depression, and I isolate myself if I do get unfetterably consumed by rage).

My life, as of the latest, has taken a dark and difficult turn.

MEXA-SE

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:02:39 -0400

MEXA-SE: think of it as if ronald mcdonald could be your avatar for DDR :D

I, Isabelle Castro, was officially photobombed last night when...

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:20:09 -0400

I, Isabelle Castro, was officially photobombed last night when taking a picture for Project Buttsex.

I love The Castle. Best gothic club in Tampa EVERRR.

Never-Say-Neverisms

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:00:23 -0400

Never-Say-Neverisms:

bullshit:

Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.

Don’t use no double negatives.

Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn’t.

Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

No sentence fragments.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

Steer clear of incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

Take the bull by the hand in leading away from mixed metaphors.

Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.

Try to never split infinitives.

Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.

I must have told you a million times to resist hyperbole.

Also, avoid awkward and affected alliteration.

“Avoid overuse of ‘quotation “marks” ’ “.

Avoid commas, that are not necessary.

A writer must not shift your point of view.

And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.

Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!!

Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of ten or more words, to their antecedents.

Write all adverbial forms correct.

Avoid un-necessary hyphenation.

When dangling, watch your participles.

It is incumbent on us to avoid archaic phrases.

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

It’s hard to imagine a phrase when you will have needed the future perfect.

Unqualified superlatives are the worst.

A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.

Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

i think i saw this hanging in my 3rd grade classroom.

better than an easy bake oven. :D

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:23:56 -0400

better than an easy bake oven. :D

snooz3r: (via planettampon) answer: show him your bleeding...

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:08:56 -0400

snooz3r:

(via planettampon)

answer: show him your bleeding vagina…that attracts everyone including bears.

The Bears defensive line prevent a 3rd & goal attempt by the...

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:15:26 -0400

The Bears defensive line prevent a 3rd & goal attempt by the Eagles keeping their lead! All 11 defense team members participated in this crazy endzone manwall!

The Bears defeat the Eagles 24-20 in a game where McNabb throws 2 turnovers and Orton throws 4.

This I must say was a beautiful game. LETS GO BEARS!

(603) 413-4133

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:06:43 -0400

Dial it.

Psychiatric Hotline.

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:05:56 -0400

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

"I have always believed that sexual orientation is fluid. No one is strictly heterosexual or..."

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:56:41 -0400

“I have always believed that sexual orientation is fluid. No one is strictly heterosexual or homosexual. Fantasies, personal experiences, and curiosities often waver between gay and straight. And this doesn’t mean that you have to act on these desires, either. (For example, there are plenty of women who are aroused by watching lesbian porn but may not have a desire to be physically intimate with another woman.) Both men and women can be attracted to a spectrum of people and experiences throughout their lives. And if that weren’t complicated enough, just because someone engages in sex with someone of their gender doesn’t mean that he or she is gay, lesbian, or even bisexual. Sexual orientation is about attraction, not behavior. Is it all that surprising that many people are curious? And really, a kiss is just a kiss. It is hardly a gateway to oral sex. And labels are just old news anyway.”

- From here (via gauntlet)

I completely agree! finally an article that makes some sense. Whenever I tell people that none of us is completely heterosexual…they stare at me like I’m mad.

(via ruhi)

askvero: jessicap: YES! fucking hell yes.

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:51:37 -0400

askvero:

jessicap:

YES!

fucking hell yes.

"If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too."

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:24:49 -0400

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too.”

-
(via itscastro)

Haha. What if PWK just “follows” you?

(via ruhi)

Then….If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too. But if peterwknox only follows you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too because everything that peterwknox does is cool. :D

(via itscastro)

Who is this peterwknox, I have to know!

(via carocat)

peterwknox is a tumbELITE. level 70. for sure.

"If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too."

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:16:07 -0400

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too.”

- (via itscastro)

Haha. What if PWK just “follows” you?

(via ruhi)

Then….If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too. But if peterwknox only follows you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too because everything that peterwknox does is cool. :D

"If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too."

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:26:16 -0400

“If peterwknox reblogs you, you must be amazing, therefore i must follow you too.”

jakehurwitz: I really like the way the new Hardly Working turned...

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:17:00 -0400

jakehurwitz:

I really like the way the new Hardly Working turned out.

LETS START SUCKING DICKS! :D

i love jake hurwitz. id totally marry him.

askvero: Zambrano pitches a no-hitter. PROUD.

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:09:09 -0400

askvero:

Zambrano pitches a no-hitter.

PROUD.

snooz3r: ideas: Palin / Hillary Open: Saturday Night...

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:30:45 -0400

snooz3r:

ideas:

Palin / Hillary Open: Saturday Night Live
SAWEEET!

“this shows that ANYONE can be president”…. ANYONE.

TOP 4 Albums.

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:50:31 -0400

Based on a conversation that had recently occurred, an acquaintance and myself were discussing modern albums from modern artists that you could listen to the whole CD without skipping a single track. Jake had said “Nothing can beat the classics like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, etc.” But I disagreed. I think, therefore I’m right. So SUCK IT.

[in no particular order]

1. The Killers - Hot Fuss

2. The Strokes - Is This It?

3. Tegan and Sara - The Con

4. The Shins - Wincing the Night Away